Hello September,
Just so you know, I've had eight... count them... eight hellacious months prior to your arrival. August, wasn't as bad as some of the others, however. Nonetheless, I did spent much of the month involved in mind blowing transitions. By the 31st I was exhausted and still not as close to inner peace as I like to be - oh and still broke as a joke.
What I'd like from you, is a pay check that does more than just pays things - like rent. Even if I could just get ONE from you this month (since I only get paid once a month), that would be great. This accomplished feat would change a lot because I already kinda see what you might have in store for me - and dang - it's expensive. Already, I'm not really happy about it - but I know you gotta bring what you gotta bring. Nonetheless, outside of that - maybe you could just take it a little easier on this 'seasoned' chick. Maybe you could allow me to finished my little novel, take off a few pounds, sew up a few pieces of fabric, sell a little coffee for my brother, and maybe kiss a couple of boys - HEY too much? I'll pass on the last one.. sorry I said it... sorry I even brought that one up...
Today, I'm going to spend the day organizing stuff so that I don't need more than 24 hours in a day to get things done... because I'm thinking, you're probably a month that only has 24 hour days also... am I right?
Cooler weather (especially in San Jose) would be AWESOME... I'll take it. A local job or at least an interview with a local school would be fab tab u lous... I'd def trade kissing a boy for that one!
So anyway, thank you for arriving. I'm blessed to be able to see you through the door. Make yourself at home... yeah there isn't much to eat here but as you know - August was summer - I'm a substitute teacher... ENOUGH said on the money thing (wank wank)... you feel me? So yeah, that would be a great place for you to start ... if you wondering where to start in the "Holding Dr MeChee's Life Together in 2013" mission.
So I sound bitter? I'm sorry, I'm not - really - I'm not, and I promise not to take out any of the other month's issues on you! Noooo, you won't find me collapsed on the sofa crying and carrying on for the past month's beatings. I've pretty good about not just giving up and or giving in.
Oh, that show helps... you know... "24". Yeah, I watch it like a crackhead. It takes my mind off reality.
Candy Crush and Disney Girl? Yeah those too.
So, anyway, let me get my coffee and step out on the patio before I dive into that back room and start making my way to the sewing machine.
I'll be sitting down with you - probably tomorrow and um... kinda just like, going over some things I want to to this month and you can like.. jump right in if you wanna be like... "Oh HAY El nah... I plan to bring in like... some elephants to sit on your leg...since I know you don't have any medical insurance..." or something crazy like that. If you could just five me like, a little prep, that would be great... I know... I know... you all signed an "UNFORESEEN EVENTS" clause... but I just can't believe you all had NO CLUE that all this *ish was about to go down this year... but anyway... let me not go there. It makes me say bad words and well, they are getting kind of expensive too... a quarter each. YEAH, I pay a quarter each for them bad boys.
Well anyway, you have a great day, and I will do the same... right? Are we good? Okay...
We're off to September!
